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January 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
The NFL inspected the Patriots’ footballs from Sunday’s game and found 11 of 12 to be deflated. I’m guessing the pumped up one may have sailed through the uprights. If found guilty the Patriots could face a $25,000 fine, lose draft picks, and win another Super Bowl. Troy Vincent, the NFL’s Vice President of Football Operations, seems kind of over it already:
“We obviously want to… get that behind us so that we can really get back to the game itself.”
I’m sure that works for Bill Belichick, who is currently too busy tampering with witnesses in the Aaron Hernandez case to notice. The Colts fans who yelled at their wives after the game may want to petition the league to be allowed to stop sleeping on the couch. Look for the NFL to closely monitor the footballs in the Superbowl while Belichick experiments with the earth’s gravitational pull. Cheaters never go far in life. They just win trophies and bang their hot wives.
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