DeAndre Jordan Aloof (VIDEO)

DeAndre Jordan did a post game interview where he zones out listening to Tupac on the P.A. and lines up a blow job for after the showers. Or before, you dirty dog. He’s either kind of a dick or a bit slow although there’s the possibility he chugged Hennessy with the nacho guy during half time. Everyone has to talk to people we don’t want to. For most of us it’s our friend from junior high or the maintenance guy. If you’re a multimillionaire athlete, it’s the uninformed media girl who consistently fucks up her only two on air sentences and drives by your house a few times a week. Either way, show a little respect. That chick didn’t study the roster on her iPhone over cocktails with Donald Sterling to deserve this. She’s a fucking journalist bro. Can’t you tell by the pant suit?