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January 21, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Foreign models are always taking calls. It has to be important. Secret ops going down in Yemen. Laughing at the fact that their community college art classes are now free. Maybe just good news from the doctor that neither Canseco brother has made them pregnant. Now that God made the sun too dangerous for tanning, there’s tons of time to be filled. Yoga, paddle boards, phone sex calls to help cover your aesthetician bills. Nobody with options wants to marry a girl with hair in her ass. Call this life simple, you’re just plain wrong.
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