Kendall Jenner Deep Thoughts

Sometimes you think to yourself, not every institution in this befouled whorehouse of a world is cynical or corrupt. But that’s just rhetoric to keep you from careening over and off the bridge into murky nothingness. The Wall Street Journal asked six ‘luminaries’ to comment on the topic of youth. Naturally, they selected Kendall Jenner, because while flaccid of mind, she’s far more attractive than Stephen Hawking. I get it Hawking, the universe is going to implode. Boring. Now twitch to the right so we can see the tits on the brunette model contemplating why God didn’t make it so you pee out your ass.

Somebody wrote some shit for Kendall that sounded like what somebody hired to write shit for Kendall would write if trying to sound like her. Only with spellcheck. I should probably find that same person to cover me.

I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic.

Working girls will grind their orifices on shit for sixteen hour days. I’d like to see you run your belt sander the same duration without burnout. Kendall feels perhaps she grew up too fast, which may be related to her mom securing a Laparoscopic camera on her first tampon so the world could share in her entry into womanhood. Now, she’s in the Wall Street Journal. You’ve come a long way, baby. I can’t say the same for the Journal. It should probably have something shoved up its twat as well.

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