More on Bethany Frankel Pot for Anorexics

Talk show host and balsa wood carving Bethany Frankel is planning to launch a line of marijuana specially engineered to not give users the munchies. It would be branded similar to her line of Skinnygirl margaritas and cocktails which almost zero skinny girls drink. As of now it could be sold in Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington. These are states where recreational marijuana use is legal, and also the states with the dumbest waiters. This officially marks the end for weed. It’s not cool anymore. Pretty soon Pepsi Co. will be rolling it up in Taco Bell rappers and hiring Lady Gaga to pitch it to you during TGIF or embedding it in Super Bowl promos. You had your day, stoners. Better immediately move onto something illegal if you still want the neighborhood kids hanging around your shitty apartment and bringing their female classmates. Coke has been a solid staple for years. Nobody can smell it on you. Clears your system fast. Bethany Frankel doesn’t endorse it. Dive in.

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