Gwyneth Paltrow Camel Toe Will Make You Love Her

Gwyneth Paltrow has been making the rounds on talk shows doing her “I’m just one of the guys” shtick where she pretends she could easily be your weekend hang out buddy. She told Howard Stern that wives should give their husbands more blowjobs, she told some chick media outlet how she loves cooking meals for the kids with Jennifer Garner, and then she went on the Tonight Show to flash her vagina cleft and get goofy with Jimmy Fallon. Wow, the perfect woman. Kind of like that perfect sushi you see in the display window that tastes like laminate and need to be carved out of your colon should you be fucked up enough to consume it. I suppose it sucks to know that the entire world minus your awesome amazing supportive gal pals don’t think you’re a very nice person. Although it’s never bothered me enough to flash my reproductive parts to the nation.

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