Kendall Jenner Could Use Some Ass

Kendall Jenner’s new girlfriend sent her to the gym to work on her kegels. You’re not going to be certified lesbian until you can force your butch to politely ask for her fingers back. I read that in a picture book about lesbians, written by men. I suppose this one deserves a little credit for not visiting Dr. Moreau to have Guyanese mutton fat shot sub-gluteal. On the other hand, it’s hard to be skinny and have a plump ass without offending nature. I can’t imagine the inner turmoil of this young woman. Cover your face, darling. I know you’re trying to think.

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