Cosby Verbally Molested (VIDEO)

Protestors in Canada interrupted Bill Cosby’s Long Winded Story Tour and started chanting “We Believe The Women.” Then they yelled ad hominems and the room became divided between people who are certain Cosby is guilty and those who know for a fact that he’s innocent because he’s never raped them and he’s funny. The statute of limitations has run out on pretty much every single rape accusation so no courtroom or judge or jury full of postal workers and women who used to work in stationery stores will ever determine his legal culpability.

Cosby managed to keep extremely calm in the face of the taunts, with the demeanor one might say of a professional rapist. Or a monk. It’s one thing when an audience heckles you for being unfunny, another when they do so for thirty plus rape allegations dating back to the pre-lunar landing. He’ll have to shut this down at some point and find a hobby that can be pursued from behind the privacy walls surrounding his Bermuda estate. I’d build them at least as high as Jurassic Park. Velociraptors have nothing on righteous chanters.