Kylie Jenner Won’t Be Put in the Corner

According to anonymous sources for Life and Style magazine, which equates to the legitimacy of Bubbles in The Wire, Kylie Jenner is pissed her mom is pushing her toward plastic surgery so she can be pretty like her older sisters. It’s probably bullshit, but within the realm of nasty exploitative shrew like behavior that does character her mother. So 50-50.

Kylie has responded by publishing increasingly racy pictures of her underaged tits and trying to look dark and brooding like her hero, Angelina Jolie. Including an addiction to lip injections. Which may or may not be true. Though it is true her lips are spontaneously growing. Kylie says it’s a natural result of her getting older because stupid people just assume other people process information in her similarly stunted manner. Fuck, this entire thing is stupid. Just stare at her yabbos until she’s eighteen and does something magnificent with them.

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