Kim Zolciak Seems Like A Wise Mom

First step in any Kim Zolciak story. Look up who the fuck Kim Zolciak is. She’s an NFL wife that was on Gay Bravo for a while and now just pimps her family on other reality ventures. I love Google. I’d hate to have to go to the public library and ask that same question. Kim busted her teen daughter for posting a shot of her tight mom ass to snapchat without her knowledge. In fact, she was was furious at her daughter’s antics, she took the same photo and reposted it to her own Instagram account decrying the entire invasion of privacy. Run that through your fame whore processors and it makes far more sense. Being the strict mom she is, Kim grounded her daughter and then locked herself in her bedroom and masturbated furiously to the view counter on her Instagram account. Some women balance family and career better than others.

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