Miley Cyrus Meets the Parent

January 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There comes a time in every Schwarzenegger boy’s life when he brings home the girl he’s fucking to remind dad that he’s not gay, that’s the other son who sides with mom. Arnold was exceedingly gracious and even wore his less obvious weave to meet Miley Cyrus and his son Patrick for breakfast in Ketchum, Idaho. As per Schwarzenegger custom, dad plunged two fingers into Miley’s vagina to determine her compatibility with his son. It’s like eHarmony, but with much less intrusive questions. Arnold tasted his moistened digits and pronounced the relationship sound. Wunderbar. Everybody had toast and pretended Maria would ever accept this.

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