Dustin Diamond’s Girlfriend Is A Clown

Dustin Diamond’s girlfriend Amanda Shutz’ works children’s parties as a character called Loli Pop the Clown. It affords her the affirmation of her pint sized fans and also decent booze money. It’s that or fuck a guy with a show in syndication and an itchy switchblade finger, or both I suppose. Her kids party booking website deftly leaves open the possibility she will strip and suck the groom-to-be’s cock at a bachelor party for a few crisp hundreds:

“Originally from New York, Loli Pop the Clown is fun, lovable, and the perfect entertainer for children of all ages. Loli Pop specializes in providing interactive entertainment for your party guests, which includes dancing (both classic and new favorites!), games, face painting, balloon twisting and more!”

Diamond’s a lucky man. When you’re questioning where it all went wrong you can always drop some molly on a Sunday morning and spend the day painting your chick’s face and wait for her to squirt glitter. It could certainly be better, but it could be a lot worse. I hope she wears the full Loli Pop for the conjugal visits. Diamond’s going to be a rock star on the inside.

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