Roman Polanski Remains Fugitive Pederast

A judge in California denied Roman Polanski’s written plea to have his sexual assault case dismissed because it turns out it still happened. Polanski allegedly sodomized an intoxicated 13 year old in 1977 while Free Bird played in the background. He copped a plea to “Unlawful Sexual Intercourse With A Minor” and was ordered on a 90 day psych hold. At that point he fled to France like a lot of the wrongfully accused where he has since lived as a socially accepted and often highly esteemed fugitive.

I’m disappointed the judge didn’t sign off with And Go Fuck Yourself following tossing this in his gold plated waste basket. It takes a lot of balls for an active fugitive to to ask for his case to be dismissed without ever facing trial. I say we lure him to Norway under the auspice of a a Nobel Prize, get him shit faced on Bordeaux, tuck some Ariana Grande records and a Seventh Heaven box set under his arm and extradite him back to the States on the red eye. Then you can ask for your case to be dismissed from the confines of a comfy cell. These brutish Americans and their anal ages of consent.

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