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December 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There are only two poses contextually relevant for the Kardashians. The kids naked with a rapper shlong in their bottoms and Mom feigning regret in a mugshot. Everything else is failed artistic interpretation. This disturbing Christmas vignette is an omen of what’s to come now that Lars Von Trier has decided not to be wicked fucked up when shooting his Nazi sex films. The minute any dude with a camera says ‘you and your mom are messed up reindeer dancing sexy in stockings’ you either need to show that freak to the door or negotiate a fat bag of cash. We could pretend the former was even ever considered.
Photo Credit: Doug Inglish @ Love Magazine