Sharon Stone Still Won’t Wear a Bra

It might be time to re-animate Theodor Geisel and have him pen some instructive prose along the lines of Could You Would You Please Wear A Bra. Sharon Stone’s latest tits only date back about a couple or three years, but there comes a time when Grandma needs to throttle down on the free swingers. Twenty-five years ago men would’ve killed to have Sharon Stone tits slapping them in the face, now her commando tits are making everybody wonder if being gay is so bad. This isn’t sexist. We need to shut down that silver fox in bike shorts crap as well. Only the genitals of our nation’s most attractive young people should ever been seen. That’s the thin line keeping us from going third world.

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