Stephen Collins Is An Earnest Pedo

People magazine, the celebrity pucker rag, let Stephen Collins publish an unchallenged apology for molesting girls forty years ago or maybe twenty when you get right to it. Collins’ wife, the evil female character named Faye Grant, had previously recorded Collins confessions to flashing young girls in the neighborhood, and putting one girl’s hand on his crotch, during their marital therapy sessions. She hoped to use the molestation claims against him in divorce court. They are rather more powerful than leaving socks on the floor or not being emotionally available during football season.

Forty years ago, I did something terribly wrong that I deeply regret. I have been working to atone for it ever since. I’ve decided to address these issues publicly because two months ago, various news organizations published a recording made by my then-wife, Faye Grant, during a confidential marriage therapy session in January, 2012. This session was recorded without the therapist’s or my knowledge or consent. On the recording, I described events that took place 20, 32, and 40 years ago. The publication of the recording has resulted in assumptions and innuendos about what I did that go far beyond what actually occurred. As difficult as this is, I want people to know the truth.

And the truth is different than your leaked confession? No, it’s the same. What you wanted people to know is that you’re super sorry, that you’re the victim of a calculating ex-wife, and you’ve been atoning for it ever since by making tons of bad TV movies and TV appearances. I can’t help you buddy if people are assuming you did more than just the three child molestation instances mentioned on the tape. These deviant desires have a way of uncorking into more than just one three second incident every dozen years. If People magazine weren’t a puff platform for pedos, they might’ve gone down that path.