Bill Cosby Bets on Black

I don’t know what Billy Cosby’s big bucks attorney is advising him, but the primary recommenation should probably involve some form of shutting the fuck up. Even if you pen some really clever lies, there’s nothing you could say that would actually engender you any public support. In contrast, there are a million things you can say which will make people hate you even more. Like the race card shit you told a New York Post reporter over the weekend:

“Let me say this. I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that you have to go in with a neutral mind.”

C’mon, black media, you know you’ve got Cosby’s back. Only the black media has the divine objectivity to ignore the allegations of twenty different women from across thirty years talking about Cosby drugging them and raping them. Don’t forget Cosby’s ‘Hey, Hey, Hey, I Didn’t Do What They Say’ defense. This seems like a draw. I’d wait until the court case that will never take place to even cover this story.

In the brief interview, Cosby went on to praise his wife for her love and womanhood. I’m not sure what that means, but Cosby’s wide certainly has recognized that a strong marriage is built on trust and support and not opening packages addressed to your husband marked, Handle With Care, Date Rape Drugs Inside.

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