Teresa Giudice Sues Her Lawyer

Suing your own attorney is an exercise in futility akin to shaving your own balls or cooking your own thai food. You’re clearly out of good options. Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey is rolling the dice. She was handed a 15 month prison sentence for bankruptcy fraud because she did not disclose several sources of sheltered income and is now suing attorney James Kridel because he apparently did not make enough of an effort to investigate the money she wasn’t being forthcoming about. You can’t hire a shady lawyer and accuse him of malpractice any more than you should talk shit to a $20 dollar whore because her weave smells like wood rot. It’s build into the as-is deal package.

$11 million dollars in debt and in the midst of bankruptcy proceedings, Giudice continued to be featured on Real Housewives flushing money down the toilet on shit like $8,000 curtains. Had this been a storyline the show may have been watchable for fifteen minutes while your browsed Tinder pretending bi-curious doesn’t mean gay. Next time your girlfriend watches this kind of shit and has the nerve to say ‘those curtains are cute’ immediately disavow her. Outside of her shitty taste, her morals are rotten too.

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