Jennifer Aniston Still Making Movies

Jennifer Aniston revealed her financially motivated inspiration for reprising her role as the nympho dentist in Horrible Bosses II. The critically panned and widely considered unnecessary follow up to 2011’s copacetic original features Aniston again appearing three quarters nude for use in theatrical trailers to manipulate impressionable Thanksgiving weekend stoners with no family. Aniston suddenly finds she still draws inspiration from the seductive temptress she played in the original:

“I have thought a lot about her while I’ve done other films since then… She’s a hard one to let go of. I didn’t get enough of her. It went too quick.”

I’d find motivation too if Megan Fox passed on my part. Jennifer Aniston has made about fifteen major motion pictures since she became famous through Friends. For at least seven of these films, her publicity team leaked stories about her romancing the leading man and for five of them she’s held press interviews discussing her sexual bravery for appearing topless in the film, even though all of this has been bullshit and almost all of the films have been flops. She’s not particularly versatile as an actress, but at least knowing we could see her tits or that she was blowing Gerard Butler for real in his trailer would’ve made her seem more likable.

Photo Credit: Getty Images