Cheryl Hines Finds A Nugget

Cheryl Hines shared a delightful anecdote about her serially sexual deviant and Quasimoto resembling husband Robert Kennedy VII who just happens to have billions of dollars. Kennedy is surely rehabilitated following his well documented psychotic cheating episodes and definitely not a Patrick Bateman clone with no conscience, as evidenced by Hines’ story:

“When she first met Bobby… don’t ask me why… he put a lizard in his mouth and I heard a lot of screaming going on in the other room and he was chasing my mom around.”

If your friend from college did that he’d be exiled from the neighborhood. Over under Hines never auditions for another part are high. Maybe you married a bad seed for the money. Romanians and people in the Republic of Saudi Arabia do it all the time. There’s no shame. Well maybe a little but eight years from now you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank as you slit your wrists in a Parisian penthouse. Who’s to judge?

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