Ray Rice Momentarily Accepted

It’s hard being a pariah in America these days. Ray Rice is doing all the right things to put the ball back in his court. He’s been baptized and limits his booze intake solely to fortified wine. He even takes his sick dog to the vet. That’s where he met Rachel, a fine looking young lady who may not be the college type. Rachel asked Rice for a photo because he was a black dude who looked like someone vaguely familiar. Better safe than sorry in these situations. Snap the photo and ask the girls on the basketball team later. That’s when she discovered the mystery rapper/athlete/mogul was The Ray Rice and posted her revelation to Twitter. I’m no supporter of Rice, but doesn’t this violate the athlete/annoying retarded fan photo op code of ethics? If you want a picture with some guy at least know who he is. You can’t go around bothering every black dude for a photo and captioning it with their rap sheet once you’ve narrowed down his identity. This is why athletes hate the fans who don’t give them head. I was betting on Nick Cannon.

Photo credit: Rachel Prosser / Twitter