Jose Canseco Is Single Again

Jose Canseco’s fiancee Leila Knight dumped him because she realized she was engaged to Jose Canseco. Also he apparently threatened to kill her and it is widely assumed he has a clean gun:

“My ex just threatened to kill me and my mom over and over and over and the cops came over. Can’t wait to hear all the lies on his end.”

On a laundry list of Jose Canseco’s negative attributes homicidal rage ranks near the middle. Sure it’s annoying when a dude threatens to splatter your goose, but you’re a stripper and you’ve seen worse on a slow swing shift. The agonizing conversations about monster trucks and gatling guns might take a back seat to a death threat of indeterminate severity. It will be interesting to see Canseco on the prowl at the Hard Rock pool sporting a banana hammock and nine fingers. True love is fragile. Especially when it’s between two of the dumbest people on earth.

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