Cosby Continues to Circle the Drain

As rape allegations pile up like the Quaalude prescriptions his dutiful wife is busy shredding, Bill Cosby finally decided to address the issue before his show in Florida. Not the issue of the rape, something far more pressing. A local radio station had a pretty genius idea to pay people to show up and interrupt Cosby’s stand up show to demand an explanation. Cosby felt this was a violation akin to waking up covered in his junkyard gang jizz:

Now suppose someone brings a weapon or decided to do more foolishness. There will be announcements made and the stations made some disclaimers, but what if people don’t listen to what they said and they entice violence… When you go to a civil rights march or something like that, at least there are meetings and some organization to it and people understand how to behave. There may be people coming to the show that don’t know exactly what to do.

Clearly Cosby feels vulnerable right now. Not quite date rape vulnerable, more like senior citizen going to bodega after dark vulnerable. It seemed Cosby seemed unscathed and ready to bebop around stage for AARP members in Florida who give him the deference of a hometown sports star, then he dropped this little nugget:

“I know people are tired of me not saying anything. But a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos.”

‘Bill Cosby drugged and raped me’ is not exactly an innuendo, it’s more like a felony criminal allegation. Particularly when painstakingly detailed in no uncertain terms by a dozen women using their real identities and listing times, dates, and locations. Cosby probably thinks his innuendo deflection is workable since he’s never heard of the Internet and thinks dentist humor is still gold.

It’s only a matter of time before Cosby jets off to remote Caribbean archipelago he likely owns and lives out his days paying local island girls one hundred American dollars to sign unlimited waiver of liability agreements. Why he’s deciding to stand and fight could either be described as valiant or rapey asshole behavior. Let’s do a poll.

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