Royce Reed Gets In Her Licks Too

Former reality show whore Royce Reed, who reported Dwight Howard to authorities for belting their kid, admitted to belting the same kid herself. After he said fuck in school a few months back (presumably, something along the lines of ‘fuck, my ass hurts from my lass beating’) Reed whipped the little guy just so he could be sure he wanted to kill both his parents. Reed wasn’t prosecuted since she’s petite and Dwight Howard is an ogreish villain from a bad Marvel series with zero NBA titles. The people who run the kid’s school weren’t happy about the beat down since they tend to frown on child abuse and irritating harlots. No word on what the boy thinks but I’m sure he’s plotting his next move. Current options include either a juvenile face tattoo or a premeditated Stand Your Ground occurrence on the Merry Go Round. I wish him luck.