Amy Jackson Wears A Bikini

You may be asking yourself, why is Amy Jackson in a bikini? Or, more to the point, who the fuck is Amy Jackson.? She’s a British model who acts a lot in Indian movies. If you’ve recently caught a double feature in Mumbai recently on break from your underaged sex tourism,  you’ve probably seen her doing coordinated dance moves to some really shitty sitar music. She looks pretty damn good in the kind of swimwear women used to wear in Vegas before they started inviting people with fat kids from red states. No offense red states, it’s glandular. But nobody wants to pair their pearls with early onset Type 2 diabetes. They shine less bright.

Photo Credit: James Rudland