Kevin Hart Has Sage Advice For Jameis Winston

Sometimes brevity is a virtue. Especially when you’re talking to a dude who in all likelihood is two concussions shy of brain dead. Kevin Hart took his visit to Florida State as an opportunity to talk some sense into Jamies Winston which he summed up artfully as “You need to stop doing dumb shit.” He then proceeded to make fun of Winston for stealing crab legs as Winston stood by looking like a kid getting accused of shitting his pants on the bus after he just shit his pants on the bus. Referencing Winston’s actual theft was a tactful move instead of just coming at him with generic insults at the risk of Winston attacking him with a bear claw. No word on whether his words will hold water for Winston but with any luck he’ll remember getting embarrassed by a midget next time his impulses urge him to commit a felony.