Charles Manson Still Pulling Chicks

Charles Manson is set to marry a pretty decent looking 26 year old chick. Manson himself is a roughly eighty in murderer years and still a midget. Afton Elaine Burton, or Star to the friends she never had, moved just outside of Manson’s prison nine years ago where she no doubt spends her days committing various felonies and running Charles Manson fan sites which the FBI should monitor to find runaways. Every dude has gone through a dry spell in his life, but Manson has always had chicks beating down his door. If it’s not Manson it would be the meth jockey with the ponytail. Women have poor taste and can’t control their actions. That’s a horrible generalization, also the truth.

Marrying a dude in prison is probably a good way for trauma survivors to mediate between real life and the therapy they need. It’s hard to get close to your husband when he’s in maximum security and set to never get out. The thrill you get wondering if he’s going to shank you in your conjugal visit is tough to replicate with the stuff you buy at the Pleasure Chest.

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