Kendall Jenner The New Face of Estee Lauder

Kendall Jenner is further proof that high school is a big waste of time for pretty girls. I don’t mean that one sort of good looking girl in AP Chem, I mean the vast majority of girls who God made tall and slender and good looking then decided that was enough with the gifts. What was Kendall going to do with the California high school experience of Algebra and seventeen annual events honoring obscure Mexican folk heroes? Maybe she rises to cash register level permission at the Forever 21. Without high school, she’s authored a dystopian landscape sci-fi book series for girls and now is the face of Estee Lauder:

“She is the ultimate instagirl, and we are excited to leverage her image, voice, energy and extraordinary social media power to introduce Estée Lauder to millions of young women around the world.” — Estée Lauder Global Brand President Jane Hertzmark Hudis

I don’t even know what instagirl means other than some chick with a big title and three names saying it means Kendall just got paid. For all her various faults and epic levels of Satanic evil, Kris Jenner knows her children well. She isn’t raising Stephen Hawkings. If her girls end up in a wheelchair, it’s time to roll them to the glue factory and close out the books. If Kendall Jenner serves no greater purpose than to convince the best looking girls to forgo a basic education she will have done more good than most.

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