Hockey Players Suspended For Tinder Abuse

Two members of the Ontario Hockey League were suspended 15 games for writing degrading things to women on Tinder, almost certainly while shitfaced. Some screenshots were released showing Jake Marchment and Greg Betzold demanding pussy from chicks like the fucking bush leaguers they are. One lucky lady was subject to this tirade:

“Its because you’re so ugly on Tinder and we all thought it would be easy, I hate when dirt ball be hard to get like you’re a dirt ball just sleep with me.”

There’s more where that came from. If you’re on a hockey team in hockey crazed Ontario, you may want to refrain from using Tinder. You should definitely not be wearing your uniform in your profile pic like a fucking dunce, and failing all those warnings, you should definitely consider less obviously rapey comments. The way to go is the grainy artsy pic. That way you can ease into telling the chick you’re a hockey player, at which point she’ll figure out who you are and immediately sell your dick pic to Deadspin. And they say chivalry is dead.

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