Artie Lange Banned

Artie Lange has been banned from ESPN due to the masturbatory racist Tweets he wrote about Cari Champion, the hot black chick from ESPN’s horrid pseudo intellectual circle jerk First Take. A rep for ESPN says Lange will henceforth have no association with the network: “There will be no future bookings.” Luckily there’s no shortage of fat slobs willing to glom onto one of ESPN’s 39 dozen talk radio shows to spew venom about the Jets and all the losery bums on the team who can touch their toes and see their own dicks. Lange also was fired from a Comedy Central appearance because they too have a solid fat slob rotation.

I’m not sure Lange should be banned from ESPN, just from Cari Champion’s block. They employ Ray Lewis, and he at the very least helped kill a guy. Lange’s booze and methadone induced musings feel minuscule in comparison. There’s just a basic cable checklist. You can either be a fucking creep or hard to look at. Just not both.

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