Artie Lange Has Plenty of Bad Ideas

Former Howard Stern drunken radio sidekick and drug addled tri-state comedian Artie Lange took to Twitter to randomly detail his Colonial era black slave whipping sex dreams regarding ESPN show host Cari Champion. Champion’s pretty fucking hot and I’m sure there are tons of guys quietly fapping to her before coffee in the morning. That’s your right as an American. Since everybody knows that even a funny rant about wanting to slave rape a black celebrity is going to ruin what’s left of your life, I’ll presume Lange was either really fucking cooked or this is another attempt at suicide. Back in 2010, Lange tried to Dexter himself with a butcher knife rather unsuccessfully.

As a white guy, I’m going to denounce Artie Lange because I say all that shit about how Muslims need to do more denouncing of their crazy-eyed Jihadist cousins. Even though I just changed his joke to Oprah and now it’s mildly amusing.