PETA Supporters Bloody Good Show

If you’re like me, you celebrated National Vegan day by fist punching an adorable creature, skinning it alive, cooking it over an open flame, then tossing it aside because it tasted gamy. PETA vegans in London chose a different route. They got naked and re-created the orgy scene from Taboo in Trafalgar Square while slathered in fake blood. It’s unclear if the protestors meant to lay across the ground or merely fell there as a result of their severe anemia. At some point Morrissey reviewed the troops and accidentally released a colonic he’d been withholding since 2005. Nine years on and you still can’t digest corn. Go figure.

I understand why girls protest the eating of meat and I understand why guys believe that going to naked protests with girls means getting laid without spending a dime . Everybody wins, except for the animals. We’re still going to slice those dumb fuckers up for dinner.

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