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October 30, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Jose Canseco shot his middle finger off while cleaning his gun. Those Chuck Norris jokes were never really funny but few could top this true life saga. Canseco is known mostly for shooting roids and acting like a poor man’s clogged colon years Elvis. It makes sense he would spend his retired life on the outskirts of Vegas banging ex strippers and cleaning guns in the kitchen while frying up a banana sandwich. When you sell out your peers and nobody wants to talk to you that’s where you end up. Hanging with diapered goats and cleaning your piece for the fifth time this week. He may never regain the use of his hand, although his brain now lacks basic motor functions so call it a wash.
Photo Credit: Jose Canseco Twitter