If Russell Brand Is Mayor, What’s the City?

Russell Brand is reportedly mulling over a run for mayor of London. It’s unclear if he will be widely considered intelligent in a land where everyone else has the same ridiculous accent that makes them seem smart for precisely one sentence. Brand is essentially that cousin who comes to Thanksgiving after his first semester of college and wants to lecture you on the Federal Reserve. You’re thinking isn’t this the same guy who pissed in the fireplace while you stare at his mouth moving as his forehead sweats. Suddenly this shit for brains knows everything. His opinions will morph with each succeeding 102 class or something he hears on Stern and passes off as his own formed thought. I support Brand’s run for mayor. I don’t know if he would be good or not, but nobody here gives a shit about what happens in London, and it’s a full time job. That means less Brand over here. Vote Brand for Mayor.

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