Jay Leno Declared Officially Funny

Jay Leno was honored at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Leno has been hypnotizing his vanilla wafer eating audience into a state of catatonia for the past two millennia. When you lack a memorable sense of humor you need a non-prestigious award named after a long dead guy to kick you in into obscurity. Leno was surrounded by a ton of colleagues since he lacks friends after having run a few too many of his watered down jokes by them at Dockers clad backyard barbecues. The ceremony was attended by Jerry Seinfeld, Jimmy Fallon, and Wanda Sykes among other who will have a shot at winning this garage sale bargain bin item if they convince someone to donate a shit load of money to the Kennedy Center. There’s no finer moment for an entertainer than nailing a big honor in Washington D.C. It means they don’t hate you, they really really don’t hate you.

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