The French Tori Spelling Had a Rough Evening

With the exception of Stephen King fare, nobody needs to see a creepy doll face collecting lachrymal dew on her fake eyelashes. This Angelique Morgan chick needs to be quarantined back to Europe and but quick. Don’t even take the time to pack her well-worn scarves and cartons of unfiltered Camels. She goes by Frenchy which is some kind of tip-off that she’s carrying multiple social diseases, some viral, some likely psychological. America does not need this headache now. I thought I could love a Tori Spelling who spent a couple months eating real food instead of plastic maquette sushi storefront displays. I was wrong. If she starts tapping her chest every time her man cheats on her, she’s going to get that nasty breast bone divot as well. Somebody make it all go away.

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