Sherri Shepherd Won’t Visit Her Welfare Baby

Every social theory I have begins and ends with panelists on The View being alarmingly dumb women who rape the mortal souls of innocents just by their mere moronic existence. Their audience is worse. Sherri Shepherd dumped her non-working husband right before their surrogate baby was born this summer. According to Lamar Sally, who like most broke-ass unemployed men in their 40’s is to be considered incapable of lying, it was Sherri’s idea to have the baby in the first place. She also wrote the fat $30K check to the surrogate once everyone remembered that her real age was about seventy and her eggs were long since spoiled. A few months back she filed for divorce from Sally and disclaimed any relationship to the freshly born Lamar Jr.  Her attorneys sent letters to Lamar saying she wasn’t going to pay for the little third-party womb baby or even cover him on her healthcare. That seems kind of cold even if her husband was a mooching dick. I’m certain there are two sides to this story and after Sherri gets done baleening her way through the endless shrimp meal deal at Red Lobster, we’ll hear a very different story. I can’t wait not to care about it.

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