Iggy Azalea Was a Grade School Cock Fiend

Iggy Azalea opened up about being statutory raped as a young teenager by a grown man in an attempt to shock people who just nodded like they’d already just assumed this and some light felonies were on her curriculum vitae. Azalea has been sexually ambitious from a young age, using her pussy to mask her insecurities. Remember, girls have sex only because they’re troubled, while young boys are simply precocious. Am I the last feminist on this planet?

Azalea seems unscathed by her premature sexual escapades, which should make you cringe next time you drive by a junior high school:

“When I was 13 I got a fake ID… I’d go out, get hammered off my face in nightclubs because I thought that made me an adult, meet older guys who thought I was older, and go fuck them. I’d do that all the time. Hitchhiking was something I would do all the time as a kid. When I was 14 I used to go to the red light district called Kings Cross and go to strip clubs.”

It’s unclear if Azalea thinks her Lolita tales are cool or shameful, but she’s clearly pulled them out of the closet as part of some publicity playbook. Maybe she’s lit a backfire to lessen the media frenzy when her butt sex tape is released by one of her former johns slash career mentors. Could you really enjoy watching a sex tape knowing the eighteen year old girl is a damaged lamb letting herself be pounded by some loser just so she can try to feel some emotion inside her dead soul? I know I totally could, I’m just asking you.

Photo Credit: Instagram