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September 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Porn day player Missy Martinez is pissed her vibrator started shooting sparks near her pussy during a porn scene and is reaching out to anyone who cares. She claims her Hitachi vibrator/eggbeater flared up when plugged into her diesel generator and burned the palms of her sallow hands, just missing her cavernous gash. So far neither the maker of the chainsaw nor anyone with a dick or flare for self promotion is standing at attention. Participation in the fringe porn biz carries many risks. Particularly death of shingles. Its not like flying. The ride to the industrial bondage warehouse is the safest part of the trip. If Martinez is concerned about safety I suggest she bathe in the River Euphrates and apply to a Costco, at which point she can address why she is way too excited to smash her pussy on camera and tends to pull the chord out between her electric baseball bat and the not up to code 120v wall outlet.
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