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September 22, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
British reality star Casey Batchelor just had her tits reduced from grotesquely large to a mere cartoonishly large. She took her ass in a bikini to Dubai to show the wealthy gentlemen of the region how a woman with with a mere double-E’s can still look ladylike. I’m not sure who the fuck still picks the Middle East as a vacation destination. I realize that not all countries in the region are war torn capitals of beheadings and tire burnings. Just most. If I knew nine of the thirteen Canadian provinces were drowning children in pools of maple syrup and Labatt’s Blue for refusing to sing Leafs’ fight songs, I’d probably cancel my next pussy hunting trip with Rob Ford. Big tits give you power, but they also make you reckless.
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