Angelique Morgan Isn’t Doing Something Right

You have but a few options when you’re booted from the British Celebrity Big Brother House. Nobody has yet chosen death by self-immolation on the London Bridge. That would be an amazing act of carbon neutrality. Your other choice is to crawl into the woods in a bikini that hasn’t fit you since 1997 and pretend having sex with Gary Busey for two years didn’t gnaw away the good parts of your soul.

Angelique Morgan became famous to about eleven people when she appeared on a bunch of those VH-1 Rock of Love shows, spinoffs, and secondary dingleberries that proved difficult to remove with just a glancing wipe. Enough to get her into the Celebrity Big Brother house where she was reunited with Gary Busey who had no idea who the hell she was since both his short term and long term memory ranges intersect at about three minutes. If I were Angelique, I’d keep crawling.

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