Cara Delevingne Porks Herself

Cara Delevingne got the word Bacon tattooed onto her foot because only a free-spirited model would do such a kooky thing. Cara is very much caught up in the bacon everything craze gripping the Western world of pre-diabetic millennials. There’s a solid chance Cara eats nothing but cotton balls and other model pussy and is blatantly playing this up for Internet cool points. It’s also possible she’s got a freaky metabolism that scoffs at bacons and feels the need to rub it in the faces of every chick who is munching kale stems and still can’t fit into their jeans. Hot chicks sometimes do that.

This over the top bacon fad has been growing tiresome for months now. The young generation used to be passionate about ending war and advancing civil rights. Now they feel the need to prove they eat a ton of bacon. There was a time when doing something that seemed cool but had been done by a million other people was no longer actually cool. Thanks Facebook. You’ve ruined everything.

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