Kendall Jenner Is Now Kendall, The Model, Look Away

The model known formerly as Kendall Jenner has made the final transformation into distant gazing butterfly at New York Fashion Week. What was once a vibrant young girl sobbing over her first period on national television, is now a walking mannequin showcasing unnecessarily ornate wardrobes for the jet set class.

Kendall might just be the perfect fashion model. She’s naturally tall, slender, semi-literate, and no longer cries when men who can help her career lay on top of her in strange hotel rooms. Also, she lacks the basic skill set to do anything other than basic upright walking. You have to commend Kendall for taking a different path than her squat sisters. She can, she could, she did. Also, I can see her titties. So this works out well for everybody.

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