Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Rashy Chest for Wang

Miley Cyrus went to an Alexander Wang after party at Fashion Week with ice cream cone pasties taped to her little nubs. Cyrus added to the ensemble some goofy glasses and weed leaf earrings, because unlike the rest of society she continued thinking prop closets were amazing past the single digit years. I bet she still loves that trunk full of surprises that the dentist lets you pick from when you behave super well while getting fake giant cartoon teeth. Miley showed off a horrid infected looking rash on her neck and chest as part of the social statement. It could have been ebola if Miley were more interesting and contemporary. But it was probably just mange from her pet cat. I think Miley needs to find a new way to be provocative, like self-immolation or trying to stop a derailed train with those teeth. I never thought I’d ever say this, but, put your clothes back on woman. For the love of St. Christopher, the patron saint of boner kills.

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