Pitt, DiCaprio, DeNiro Team Up For Passion Project

Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro will reportedly each make $13 million dollars for two days filming a short movie to promote a new casino in Macau. The Studio City is a movie themed mega casino, which should bode well for Arab oil execs looking to bang hairless boys and brush up on French New Wave. Martin Scorsese will be directing the film as part of his lifelong quest for cinema that inspires hitting on a soft seventeen.

Once actors near middle age they all realize those late nights getting high with their broke buddies and waxing about Mickey Rourke were a huge waste of time. You want to focus on minimal work for the highest reward. That’s why you became an actor in the first place. Sure it was sad when you saw DeNiro start being the laughable tough guy in crappy soft comedies, but losing your balls is just part of getting old. I salute Pitt and DiCaprio for staying true to their current priorities, pussy and boats. Don’t let James Lipton fool you, love of the craft is not what’s getting these guys up for hair and makeup at four a.m.

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