Cee Lo Did Have Sex With That Woman, But It’s All Cool

Cee Lo Green copped a plea deal in a case where he was accused of drugging a woman with ecstasy. The woman claims she woke up naked and confused in Cee Lo’s bed. That can’t be a pleasant way to start your day. Cee Lo claims the two of them voluntarily took E together and they had been fucking on the regular. Cee Lo would fly the chick around from time to time and buy her whatever hand bag was worthy of the sexual fantasy he was nursing at the time. Every one kind of agreed that Cee Lo’s offense didn’t amount to date rape but it did amount to the kind of behavior that gets you kicked out of Congress. Green now has to do a shit ton of community service and attend a year’s worth of weekly AA meetings where he will be reminded that the only trustworthy escort is a dead escort.

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