Eliot Spitzer Is Doing Well

Some politicians respond to resignation worthy prostitution scandals by drinking themselves to death in The Hamptons but Eliot Spitzer is still making moves. He got on a flight to Paris with his former spokesgirl Lis Smith after selling some of his dad’s real estate for $147 million dollars. After losing an election the best thing to do is usually blow some family money on a social climber who doesn’t care you fucked hookers behind your anorexic wife’s back. With any luck she will become as broken and entrenched with dirty money and New York political society as Spitzer’s former trophy wife. Who says dreams don’t come true? Not for everyone, but for whores and guys with copious trust fund money absolutely. That could buy so many hookers hotter than either of them.

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