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August 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Something seems different about Rumer Willis these days and it’s not a job or a purpose or anything small like that. I mean something big different. I’m no Archimedes, but I’d say twenty-degrees or so of her Willis block jaw is missing. I don’t know if it was surgically shaved or if she rubbed a lamp and after asking for her mom to stop chain-huffing Whip-its and boning Ashton Kutcher she used her remaining freebie on more streamlined mandible. She looks pretty good. I’d still go without the bras until it’s fully tested, but I can see Rumer getting a sitcom apartment neighbor role out of this, maybe even a closeted bisexual husband. Fuck the plastic surgery haters, Rumer. If you were born in Guatemala people here would be donating 83-cents a day to get your jaw re-sculpted so you could enjoy a normal life in your running shit trough of a village.
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