Britney Spears Is Back, Again

You’d have to look in Japanese travel guides to know Britney Spears’ performance schedule at the Strip-adjacent nightclub hosting her residency in Las Vegas. After six weeks on and six months off, Britney has returned by order of her conservancy to deliver one hell of a heartfelt show to the good people from foreign lands with favorable exchange rates. Britney is definitely a solid fifteen pounds lighter than her last run. This should allow the minors in the audience to be more visibly shocked when she massages the folds of her mushy labia asynchronously to the beat of one of her re-mastered classics. Britney has many mouths to feed. If a few school aged kids from Kagoshima prefecture have to learn where babies come from a couple years too early, it’s a small price to pay to keep the Spears Family Corporation rolling in clover.

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