Christina Aguilera Wants To Do Playboy

Christina Aguilera wants to pose naked in Playboy after she gives birth to her second child by whomever she’s banging these days. That sentence is akin to saying she wants to go drag racing after slamming down a power hour. Just because you want to do something doesn’t make it a good idea. Playboy used to be the bible for the hottest young women in the world. Now they allow chicks who were considered good looking a decade ago cover their gunt with a satin sheet and show some nipple simply because they might sell a couple extra copies in Bulgaria.

You are not supposed to Want To Do Playboy. Playboy is supposed to Want To Do You. Aguilera will be lauded by the self appreciative housewife lobby for having the courage to show her imperfect post-natal ass then they’ll bitch and moan when it’s airbrushed into a perfect hairless slab. Playboy used to be a magazine for dudes to jerk off to, now its used for the celebrities to metaphorically jerk off themselves and not in the Beaver Hunt good way like in Hustler. Yeah, I’ll still check out the pictures. But I won’t enjoy them.

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